graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
Found a deleted scene from tonight’s Castle!
“You know, you’re very lucky. A less understanding man would press charges with all the inappropriate things you’ve said to me.”
“Really? Like what?”
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
One of these days my knowledge of myths and fairy tales and tv shows and weird facts is going to come in handy just you wait